Great to have a new fan here. We are always happy to welcome new readers. Because of your last 2 (really creative) entries here I must assume you are your biggest fan and therefor really want to know what´s written in articel. So, to sum it up, during my stay in Maracaibo, I went to Bibas to have dinner there. Unfortunately you and your “band” were there too. As you might guess I am really a fan of rock music so I hoped for the best (but got the rest).
Then the review of your show begins. It tells how dissapointing “We will rock you” was performed and that it even got worse when you played “Sweet child of mine”, “I love Rock’n’Roll” and “You oughta know”. (You know, those are probably some of the greatest songs in Rock history. Maybe because they can´t be played by everyone). That´s the point where I tried to figure out, why your concert sucked and the conclusion was that there might be only a few persons in the world who have the voice to sing them. You don´t.

The articel ends with the advice that it´s better to play your own songs at a concert, because they are written, considering the abilities of your band. Like your single “Palabras”. That was nice music.

I hope all your needs are satisfied now. And maybe a final advice? Learn how to be more sophisticated in conversations and listen to people who are not your friends/fans when you try out new songs. I know at the show there was some applause in the first rows, but did you notice that several people were leaving the bar…?

Best regards your Funkmaster, Stefan Lerche (or as you´d say Fuckmaster – That´s hilarious. Thx for that acknowledgment!)